HI!!! Today is my year long awaited birthday!! I figured I’d show you more about my life with some unseen(?) photographs of myself. You all may have wondered: “Who IS The Professional Photographer??” Well, here you go, world, an inside look at the man behind the camera! CLICK HERE
Hello mah people!!! We all walk by the Build-A-Bear Workshop in our malls and we think “What the hell is that place?” Well, I’ve put my fears aside and entered that weird place. My findings were astonishing! I have a very strong feeling you’ll agree. BUILD-A-BEAR WITNESS! CLICK HERE
Hello everyone! I remember the first day I used to the internet to check out the things I love. If the internet was censored back in middle-school I would have never got see Nude Raider, Tokemon, or print out Playboy photos of Jenny McCarthy. Imagine growing up without access to such amazing things. We have to fight censorship of the internet for us and for the future generations. Please go here: https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/ ,if you haven’t yet, and sign this petition! I thought I’d give you a little preview of how my blog would look if SOPA and PIPA passed. CLICK HEREEEEEE
Whazz up, my ninjas!(LOL) Welcome back to The Professional Photographer’s Blogspot digital photos blog. As promised, here’s The Death Queen post. But what’s a Dethy post without Carl’s Jr.? So, Dethy, Stryder and I headed down to the Burbank Carl’s Jr. for a little midnight snack. YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE VERY HAPPY! CLICK HERE
Hey what’s up, mah people?! Last night my pal Kenny took me out on a dude date in Paso Robles, CA. It involved Walmart, Ugg boots, Tech Decks, and a bar. I hope you enjoy this post vicariously, dawgs! ( 
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Great NEWS, everyone!!! I purchased a new pal. Yes, you can buy friends and money solves all of your problems. I went to my local pet store in Beverly Hills and picked up this GORGEOUS long haired Teddy Bear hamster. I named him Poof for obv reasons. It’s hard NOT to photograph this adorable creature. Here are some amazing digital photographs of my new pet: POOF THE HAMSTER! CLICK HERE
1-11-11 is a day to remember for many reasons. The movie 11-11-11, Skyrim was released, and Tolga Katas married Christine Marie. The beautiful and entertaining wedding was held in Las Vegas, NV. It was jam packed with delicious food, cool tunes, and belly dancing. I had the honor of photographing this magical event and share it with the majority of the Earth’s population. LOVE IS IN THE AIR, BABY!! CLICK HERE!!
SLAPPY HALLOWIENER!!! I have some VeRy scary photos for you to freak out to. I hope you’re wearing diapers because you’re going to pee you pants when you check these spooky photographs. I traveled into Dethy Qunt’s DETH OPHIS, the most frightening place in Los Angeles, CA. CLICK HERE!!
Hey guys! I’m sorry I haven’t posted in awhile, I’ve been in Iraq. Here are the photographs of the US Nerf Military I followed around. CLICK HERE
Welcome back, everyone in the WORLD!!! I may appear to be all business sometimes, but at heart, I am an artist. I pretty much have red acrylic paint flowing through my veins. I think you guys get the point. I’m an artist and as a fartist I like to show off my artistic photography skills. So, here are a slew of conceptual photographs for you to try to wrap your minds around. CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!
